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Zardari Jokes In Urdu Biography

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Asif Zardari Jokes
Posted on October 25, 2008 by Hansnamanahaiweb
“Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman”
The Nominees are:
1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.”
2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam”
3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardari for The Movie “ek Qatil ek Hasina”
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Assemblies tut gai hain.
General Kayani ne Asif Zerdari
ko arrest kr lia ha4 more details,
please turn on Geo TVYar ye khabr kab sun’ny ko mily gi?
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Wo konsa janwar he jis k sir par 50 sal k bad
baal nikalty hen or us ka moun esa he jesy pighli
hui mombti ? ………Bta dun?…..Nawaz sharif!!
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“Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman
ko dost bana kar dhokha do”…Hazrat Asif Zardari
(La’anat-Ullah Alaih)
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Nawaz sharif Agr DON Hote To Kahte:
Hamare Sir Pr Baal Aane Ka IntZar to
11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain Lekn
Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi NaMumkin he
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Hazaron Saal Uski Maa Karti Rahi Us K Baap Se Gaddari..
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Tab Kahin Jaa Kr Paida Hua Asif ali Zardari…
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11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs humara “President”
6 saal jail main rehny wala humara “Prime Minister”
2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga… :-)
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Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$5000000,
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol.
Plz Donate!!!
I have donated 5 litres.
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Latest Zardari SMS
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
Urdu Funny SmS & Jokes
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka…….
Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,
bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.
English Funny SmS & Jokes
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
Hindi Funny SmS & Jokes
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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.
Ha ha ha ha
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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?
Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…
Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
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Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran
Zaleel-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa
Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

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Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Zardari Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

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