Friday 27 December 2013

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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .







(2) Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro 


Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(





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(3) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)







(4) Ap ko DIL KI GEHR


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EIDHI

FOUNDATION

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Help

KARNI

Chahiye.

Shukria!;)

Tm log to bs

Eid manalo har mahine.

(5) Aaj, kal, harpal,


Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.

(6) Aisa DOSTANA hama


Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
(7) Plz don"t read th


Plz don"t read this 

Nahi to 

ho jayega 

Kya? 

Arre wahi 

jis se hum darte hai 




wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai 




dekha ho gaya na 



TIME WASTE!!


(8) If people says yo


If people says you are crazy, be patiend. 

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.






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(9) Ek bar kuch banda


Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.






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(10) If ever in your l


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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Sunday 22 December 2013

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 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
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New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
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Mama Ji
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
in Funny SMS
Apple
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.
in Funny SMS
What is Confidence?
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!
Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..
in Funny SMS
Lassi Pee Lena
Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.
in Funny SMS
Wah Re Mohabbat
Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..
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Modern Faqeer
Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.
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Parrot
1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?
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Dating
('-_-')(@.@)
 < ) (\_/(  )>
_/ /_  _/ /_



Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.
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Bhabhi G!
Classical Beyzzati…!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

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Saturday 21 December 2013

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Aik dehati pehli bar hawayi jahaz mein sawar hua. Jab is kay urnay ka waqt hua to is nay ankhain band kar lein, do minute kay baad is nay ankhain kholein to sath baithay huye shakhs say kaha, janab hum kitni unchayi par puhanch gaye hain.

Bahir aadmi chiyon'tiyon (ants) ki tarah nazar aarahay hain.

Dusra aadmi: yeh chiyon'tiyan(ants) hi hain abhi to jahaz ura hi nahi.

Aik saheb station ki taraf jatay huye logon say pooch rahay the. 
Station idhar hi hai.

Har koi jawaban kehta. Aaho

Aik khush posh saheb say jab inhon nay yahi sawal poocha to inhon nay jawab dia. Ji han

Woh saheb poochnay lagay. bhayi baaqi sab logon nay to aaho kaha hai. aap nay ji han kaha hai. farq kia hai?

Woh saheb akar kar bolay. janab parhay likhay aur mohazzib log ji han kehtay hain jabkeh un parh aur jahil qisam kay log aaho kehtay hain.

In saheb nay pucha. Kia aap parhay likhay hain?
Woh saheb foran bolay. aaho
Larka: aik litter bhains ka doodh day do.

Dhood wala tumhara tartan chota hai.

Larka acha to phir bakri ka hi day do.

Aik bar mulla nasir uddin ka gadha mar gia to gayon kay shararti bachon nay mazzaq mein rona shuru kar dia. Gayon kay chodhri nay inhain mana kia to mulla nasir uddin nay kaha. Inhain ronay dijye. Marhoom in ka bhayi tha.

Hotal mein thehray huye aik shakhs nay hotal kay malik ko jhan’jhor kar uthatay huye kaha.

Khuda ra jaldi uthye meri biwi khirki say kood kar khood kasha karna chahti hai. 

To mein is silsilay mein aap ki kia madad kar sakta hon. Malik nay hairani say pucha.

Woh dar asal kamray ki khirki nahi khul rahi. Woh shakhsh jhonjhla kar bola. 

Aik shakhs beghair ticket train mein safar kar raha tha. Jab ticket checker ticket check karnay aaya to is nay namaz shuru kar di. Ticket checker birth par baith gia. 

Jab is shaksh nay namaz khatam ki to is ki nazar ticket chekar par pari. Is nay foran kaha. Hazar rikat namaz sunnat Allah Akbar.

Aik dehati shehar gia. Is kay pichay aik kutta(DOGS) dor para. Dehati nay pathar uthana chaha. Magar zameen kay sath jura hua tha. Dehati nay kaha. Yeh ajeeb jagah hai yehan kutton (DOG) ko khula chor detay hain aur pathar ko baandh detay hain.


Husband wife say begum raat ko ghar mein chor ghus aaye aur sara saman lay gaye aur inhon nay mujhay murgha bana kar mara pita.
Wife: aap nay shor kiun nahi macha ya.

Husband: wah bhala mein koi darpoke hon jo shor machata.
Baap betay khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha. Abbu……….
Baap nay kaha. “chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.” Jab dono baap betay nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha. “beta tum kia keh rahay the?

Betay nay jawab dia. Abbu roti mein makkhi thi woh aap kha gaye hain.

Aik truck aur rickshaw ki aapas mein takkar ho gayi. Aik rah geer nay haadsay ki jagah par mojood dusray shakhs say pucha.

Bhayi jaan. Yeh haadsah kaisay pesh aaya?

Dusray shakhs nay jawab dia. Allah behtar janta hai. nishanah to inhon nay kisi rah geer ka hi lia hoga. Pata nahi aapas mein kaisay takra gaye.
Allah ki panah….tum nay apni tangain kis buri tarah say turwalein. Aakhir yeh hua kaisay?

Doctor nay muainah karnay kay baad mareez say pucha.

Aadat ki wjah say. Mareez nay afsurdagi say jawab dia.

Dar asal ……… mein nay cigarette man hole mein phenka aur isay joton say masalnay ki koshish ki.

Aik sabzi faroosh kay han bacha paida hua. Parosi waghairah dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the. aik khotoon nay pucha. Bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai? 

Sabzi farosh bola. Bilkul taza hai.
Pathan ki biwi: sohag raat ko boli,
khan aaj aap jo maango gay main doon gi.

Pathan: khushi say
Acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur

Apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do

Aik paithan naya naya Saudi Arab gia hua tha. Wahan is kay samnay do Arbon ki larayi huyi jab police aayi to is Pathan say in donon ki larayi kay baray mein pucha to paithan nay kaha.



Mujhay to aur kuch pata nahi, bas donon nay kuch aayat parhin aur larnay lagay.
Aik umeed war ka interview ho raha tha aur isay yaqeen tha keh woh yeh mulazmat zarur hasil kar lega interview kay aakhir mein interview lenay walay saheb nay pucha keh acha yeh bata yain keh "Ga Pu Ji Ga Gum Gum ka kia matlab hai.

Umeedwar nay pehlay to buhat soncha phir mayusi say bola "is ka matlab yeh hai keh mujhay yeh nokri nahi mil sakti.

Do larkiyan aapas mein buhat gehri sahelyan thin ittefaaq say donon mar gayain. in ki ruhain aapas mein milin aur aik dusray say marnay ka sabab pucha.

Pehli boli. "mein apnay shohar par buhat ziadah shak karti thi keh woh meri ghair mojoodgi mein dusri larkiyon say milta hai. yahi sonch kar mein aik din office say jaldi ghar aagayi. lekin aakar dekha keh mera shohar bilkul akela baitha hai. yeh deikh kar mein itni khosh huyi keh bas khushi say mar gayi.
Boss: tumhain 15 din ki chuttiyan kiu chahiye

Pathan: cousin ka shadi hai.

Boss: cousin ki shadi mein 15 chuttiyan kiun?

Pathan: Sharma kay cousin ka shadi hum say ho rahi hai.


Aik director bachat karnay ka aadi tha. Hamesha situation kay mutabiq qudrati location talash karta aur beghair set lagaye film band kar leta. Aik scine tha jis mein hero nay aik rahgeer say mar khani hoti hai. Director puray unit ko bus stand par lay gia aur hero ko samjhaya keh woh dekho aik bd surat langur numa shakhs kay baazu mein Hur numa larki hai tum ja kar isay chero mein film taiar kar leta hon.

Hero siti bajata hua is shakhs kay pas poncha aur poocha. Kia yeh itni bdsurat biwi aap ki hai? aur thappar khanay ki umeed mein apna munh kuch aagay kar dia. woh shakhs kuch na bola. Is par hero nay apna sawal dohraya. is par woh shakhs apni biwi ki taraf motawajjah hua aur bola.

dekha. Sirf mein hi nahi sari dunya tumhain bd surat kehti hai.
Pehla dost (doosre dost se): is bar tumhein salgirah mein kia kia gift mile?

Doosra dost ne kaha: gift to buhat mile lekin aik baja buhat acha hai aisa gift is se pehle kabhi nahi mila.

Pehla: is mein aisi kia khas baat hai?

Doosra: Ammi mujhe is ko na bajane key liye rozana 5 ropey deti hain.


Apne shagirdon ko bijli ke bare mein batate huye primary school key teacher ne munasib samjha keh roz marrah zindagi mein se misalein di jayein chunancha inhon ne aik shagird ko khare hone ka isharah karte huye kaha

Farz karo mein pankhe (fan) ka button dabata hon lekin fan nahi chalta to is ka kia mtlab hai. 

Shagird ne jawab dia: yahi keh aap ne bijli ka bil ada nahi kia hai.


Aik Kanjoos lakh pati se marne ke baad farishte ne poocha : tum ne dunya mein koi neki ki ho to batao?

Kanjoos ne jawab dia: aik din mein ne faqir ko aik rupyah dia tha, aik martabah mohalle ki masjid mein lota rakhwaya tha aur aik bar hospital ko 5 rupay diye the.

Farishte ne kaha: yeh lo apne 6 rupay aur aik lota aur dozakh mein chalne ke liye tiyar ho jao.


Sipahi ( aik aurat se) khatoon! Jis car ne aap ko takkar mari thi aap ne is ka number to dekha hoga? 

Khatoon (sonchte huye): nahi mein ne is ka number nahi dekha albattah us car mein aik smart si aurat baithi thi. Is ne pink rung ka soot pehna hua tha. Jis ka kapra 60 Rs meter wala tha, is key right hand mein ring thi jis mein naqli hira laga hua tha aur balon mein pital ka clip tha jis par sone ka pani charha tha.


School teacher ne bachon ko Newton ka waqiya sunaya. Aik din Newton baagh mein saib ke darakht ke niche baitha tha keh is ke sar par aik saib aa gira aur yun is ne kashish e saqal ka osool dryaft kar lia. 

Phir is ne bachon se poocha: aap ne is baat se kia sabaq hasil kia?

Aik bacha bola: yahi keh school se ghaib hona kitni achi baat hai, agar Newton is din school gia hota to yeh osool kabhi dryaft na hota. 


Aik clerk ne apne officer ko khane par bulaya clerk aur is ki biwi ne is ki khoob khatir tawaza ki jis par officer buhat khush hua. 

Clark ne socha ab is ki taraqqi ho jaye gi. Jb Saheb khana kha kar jane lage to Clark ka bacha aya aur kehne laga.

Daddy! yeh uncle itine mote to nahi phir aap inhein genda kiun kehte hain. 

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Aik dehati pehli bar hawayi jahaz mein sawar hua. Jab is kay urnay ka waqt hua to is nay ankhain band kar lein, do minute kay baad is nay ankhain kholein to sath baithay huye shakhs say kaha, janab hum kitni unchayi par puhanch gaye hain.

Bahir aadmi chiyon'tiyon (ants) ki tarah nazar aarahay hain.

Dusra aadmi: yeh chiyon'tiyan(ants) hi hain abhi to jahaz ura hi nahi.

Aik saheb station ki taraf jatay huye logon say pooch rahay the.
Station idhar hi hai.

Har koi jawaban kehta. Aaho

Aik khush posh saheb say jab inhon nay yahi sawal poocha to inhon nay jawab dia. Ji han

Woh saheb poochnay lagay. bhayi baaqi sab logon nay to aaho kaha hai. aap nay ji han kaha hai. farq kia hai?

Woh saheb akar kar bolay. janab parhay likhay aur mohazzib log ji han kehtay hain jabkeh un parh aur jahil qisam kay log aaho kehtay hain.

In saheb nay pucha. Kia aap parhay likhay hain?
Woh saheb foran bolay. aaho
Larka: aik litter bhains ka doodh day do.

Dhood wala tumhara tartan chota hai.

Larka acha to phir bakri ka hi day do.

Aik bar mulla nasir uddin ka gadha mar gia to gayon kay shararti bachon nay mazzaq mein rona shuru kar dia. Gayon kay chodhri nay inhain mana kia to mulla nasir uddin nay kaha. Inhain ronay dijye. Marhoom in ka bhayi tha.

Hotal mein thehray huye aik shakhs nay hotal kay malik ko jhan’jhor kar uthatay huye kaha.

Khuda ra jaldi uthye meri biwi khirki say kood kar khood kasha karna chahti hai.

To mein is silsilay mein aap ki kia madad kar sakta hon. Malik nay hairani say pucha.

Woh dar asal kamray ki khirki nahi khul rahi. Woh shakhsh jhonjhla kar bola.

Aik shakhs beghair ticket train mein safar kar raha tha. Jab ticket checker ticket check karnay aaya to is nay namaz shuru kar di. Ticket checker birth par baith gia.

Jab is shaksh nay namaz khatam ki to is ki nazar ticket chekar par pari. Is nay foran kaha. Hazar rikat namaz sunnat Allah Akbar.

Aik dehati shehar gia. Is kay pichay aik kutta(DOGS) dor para. Dehati nay pathar uthana chaha. Magar zameen kay sath jura hua tha. Dehati nay kaha. Yeh ajeeb jagah hai yehan kutton (DOG) ko khula chor detay hain aur pathar ko baandh detay hain.



Husband wife say begum raat ko ghar mein chor ghus aaye aur sara saman lay gaye aur inhon nay mujhay murgha bana kar mara pita.
Wife: aap nay shor kiun nahi macha ya.

Husband: wah bhala mein koi darpoke hon jo shor machata.
Baap betay khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha. Abbu……….
Baap nay kaha. “chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.” Jab dono baap betay nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha. “beta tum kia keh rahay the?

Betay nay jawab dia. Abbu roti mein makkhi thi woh aap kha gaye hain.

Aik truck aur rickshaw ki aapas mein takkar ho gayi. Aik rah geer nay haadsay ki jagah par mojood dusray shakhs say pucha.

Bhayi jaan. Yeh haadsah kaisay pesh aaya?

Dusray shakhs nay jawab dia. Allah behtar janta hai. nishanah to inhon nay kisi rah geer ka hi lia hoga. Pata nahi aapas mein kaisay takra gaye.
Allah ki panah….tum nay apni tangain kis buri tarah say turwalein. Aakhir yeh hua kaisay?

Doctor nay muainah karnay kay baad mareez say pucha.

Aadat ki wjah say. Mareez nay afsurdagi say jawab dia.

Dar asal ……… mein nay cigarette man hole mein phenka aur isay joton say masalnay ki koshish ki.

Aik sabzi faroosh kay han bacha paida hua. Parosi waghairah dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the. aik khotoon nay pucha. Bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?

Sabzi farosh bola. Bilkul taza hai.
Pathan ki biwi: sohag raat ko boli,
khan aaj aap jo maango gay main doon gi.

Pathan: khushi say
Acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur

Apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do

Aik paithan naya naya Saudi Arab gia hua tha. Wahan is kay samnay do Arbon ki larayi huyi jab police aayi to is Pathan say in donon ki larayi kay baray mein pucha to paithan nay kaha.



Mujhay to aur kuch pata nahi, bas donon nay kuch aayat parhin aur larnay lagay.
Aik umeed war ka interview ho raha tha aur isay yaqeen tha keh woh yeh mulazmat zarur hasil kar lega interview kay aakhir mein interview lenay walay saheb nay pucha keh acha yeh bata yain keh "Ga Pu Ji Ga Gum Gum ka kia matlab hai.

Umeedwar nay pehlay to buhat soncha phir mayusi say bola "is ka matlab yeh hai keh mujhay yeh nokri nahi mil sakti.

Do larkiyan aapas mein buhat gehri sahelyan thin ittefaaq say donon mar gayain. in ki ruhain aapas mein milin aur aik dusray say marnay ka sabab pucha.

Pehli boli. "mein apnay shohar par buhat ziadah shak karti thi keh woh meri ghair mojoodgi mein dusri larkiyon say milta hai. yahi sonch kar mein aik din office say jaldi ghar aagayi. lekin aakar dekha keh mera shohar bilkul akela baitha hai. yeh deikh kar mein itni khosh huyi keh bas khushi say mar gayi.
Boss: tumhain 15 din ki chuttiyan kiu chahiye

Pathan: cousin ka shadi hai.

Boss: cousin ki shadi mein 15 chuttiyan kiun?

Pathan: Sharma kay cousin ka shadi hum say ho rahi hai.


Aik director bachat karnay ka aadi tha. Hamesha situation kay mutabiq qudrati location talash karta aur beghair set lagaye film band kar leta. Aik scine tha jis mein hero nay aik rahgeer say mar khani hoti hai. Director puray unit ko bus stand par lay gia aur hero ko samjhaya keh woh dekho aik bd surat langur numa shakhs kay baazu mein Hur numa larki hai tum ja kar isay chero mein film taiar kar leta hon.

Hero siti bajata hua is shakhs kay pas poncha aur poocha. Kia yeh itni bdsurat biwi aap ki hai? aur thappar khanay ki umeed mein apna munh kuch aagay kar dia. woh shakhs kuch na bola. Is par hero nay apna sawal dohraya. is par woh shakhs apni biwi ki taraf motawajjah hua aur bola.

dekha. Sirf mein hi nahi sari dunya tumhain bd surat kehti hai.

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