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Faida!
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
in Pathan SMS
Bathroom
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
in Pathan SMS
Bar-e-Azam
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
in Pathan SMS
Cousin ki Shadi
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
in Pathan SMS
Molvi aur Halwa
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
in Pathan SMS
Bhabhi
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
in Pathan SMS
Pathan ka Shak
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
in Pathan SMS
Bathroom
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
in Pathan SMS
Bar-e-Azam
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
in Pathan SMS
Cousin ki Shadi
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
in Pathan SMS
Molvi aur Halwa
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
in Pathan SMS
Bhabhi
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
in Pathan SMS
Pathan ka Shak
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Funny Jokes In Urdu Language Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

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