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Source(google.com.pk)“Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman”
The Nominees are:
1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.”
2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam”
3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardari for The Movie “ek Qatil ek Hasina”
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Assemblies tut gai hain.
General Kayani ne Asif Zerdari
ko arrest kr lia ha4 more details,
please turn on Geo TVYar ye khabr kab sun’ny ko mily gi?
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Wo konsa janwar he jis k sir par 50 sal k bad
baal nikalty hen or us ka moun esa he jesy pighli
hui mombti ? ………Bta dun?…..Nawaz sharif!!
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“Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman
ko dost bana kar dhokha do”…Hazrat Asif Zardari
(La’anat-Ullah Alaih)
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Nawaz sharif Agr DON Hote To Kahte:
Hamare Sir Pr Baal Aane Ka IntZar to
11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain Lekn
Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi NaMumkin he
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Hazaron Saal Uski Maa Karti Rahi Us K Baap Se Gaddari..
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Tab Kahin Jaa Kr Paida Hua Asif ali Zardari…
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11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs humara “President”
6 saal jail main rehny wala humara “Prime Minister”
2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga… :-)
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Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$5000000,
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol.
Plz Donate!!!
I have donated 5 litres.
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Latest Zardari SMS
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
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