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Man:
Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife?
Doc:
Yes 3 Mnths Normal
Next 3 Like Dog
Last 3 Like Wolf?
Man:
How Does Wolf Do?
Doc:
Sleep near the Hole & Cry.
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Nokri aur chhokri…….
.
Nokri aap kabhi bhi CHHOD sakte ho.
Chhokri aap kabhi bhi CH OD
sakte ho.
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Husband- i m going out for 5 days..
wife- ok but don’t surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u wiLl bE surprised.
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Ak 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya.
mother said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha d thi
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Wife:pehle daily kartethe,fir weekly,ab monthly karte ho.
Hubad:Pehle teri aisi()thi,
fir aisi( )hui,
ab aisi( )ho gayi,ab kya sir dalu
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Ek sardar bike rok kar helmet khuja raha tha.
Ek admi: helmet utarke khujao.
Sardar: chup…jab teri g@nd me khujli aye to kya pent utarke khujata he..
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preeto: tere pati roz time pe kaise aatey hain?
jeeto: meine unse 1 baat clear kar di hai, sex raat ko 9 bajy hoga, chahey aap ho ya nahi.
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Honeymoon couple in Paris.
Wife-Shall we go to Effil tower 1st or the hotel room.
Husband- Pehle hotel room. Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega.
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Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..
Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.
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Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui. Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra & Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga. Biwi boli- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.
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Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?
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Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?
PATI: Ye mera munna tha
Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai…
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Sardar Ji took da blanket n slept, his wife said: sardar ji there is a hole between my legs
Sardar: ohhh & I was thinking from where cool air is coming in da blanket
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On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha.. “kya mehsus kar rahi ho?”
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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Sita: 1st night kaisi rahi?
GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe,
fir kamiz,
fir bra,
fir panty khile pe.
Sita: Fir?
Gta: fir mein b khile pe
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height of REQUEST n BRAVERY together.
wife on suhag raat: plz abhi sex nahi karenge ji, mein pregnant hu.
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Santa: I divorced my wife on the first night..
Banta: Why?
Santa: I saw the label on her panties “OK TESTED - GULRAJ & SONS”
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Adult Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

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