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Harami Friend
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Chudai SMS, Sexy SMS
Tharki
Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
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Socho?
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Nahi pata?
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Un k pyary pyary bary bary
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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..
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DON
Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..
BACHA: OK..
LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..
BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.
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No Balance!
Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai
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Poo!
Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai
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nahi pata
wait
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! ' \
/ )..)..poooon.
L_/_/
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Lun Ke Sath!
A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.
Dr:”Lun”k sath .
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Payment Done!
1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”
Khawb Tha
SUHAG RAAT
3:17am: Start kiss
3:21-open Nighty
3:24-Open Brazr
3:27-Open panty
3:31-Press Boobs
3:39am: ?
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“EHTILAM”
KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)
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Tags: Suhag Raat SMS
Judge to Pu
njabi
Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or 1 murghi de kr kaha tm isay jse maro ge me tum ko wse hi marunga
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punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi
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Botel
1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.
Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.
Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Chudai SMS, Phudi SMS, Punjabi Dirty SMS, Sardar Dirty SMS
Pathan Hoga?
Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!
~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga
~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga
~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga
~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga
~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga
Aur
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~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,
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Tags: Pathan Dirty SMS
No Smoking!
1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
or us k haath main pakrha diya
Lover boli.
Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.
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Javed Miandad & Imran Khan
JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..
Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Cricket SMS Jokes
Patient to Doctor
1 Doctor
Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,
Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!
Baba dr se: putar bond paili wa
Doodh
Dulhan: Kamry may aty hi Brazer utarny lagi.
Dulha: Ye kia kar rahi ho?
Dulhan: Maa nay kaha tha Dulha jesy hi kamry may ay sab se pehle dudh pilana.. ;
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Harami Pan
BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
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Bacha shopkeeper se: sooji hay.
Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.
Bacha:
Tou phir marwai q thi…??
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Gaando
NaukaR:
Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha
Saab:
Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy?
NaukaR:
woh pooch Raha tha k Gaando kahan hy?
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