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 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
in Funny SMS
Mama Ji
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
in Funny SMS
Apple
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.
in Funny SMS
What is Confidence?
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!
Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..
in Funny SMS
Lassi Pee Lena
Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.
in Funny SMS
Wah Re Mohabbat
Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..
in Funny SMS
Modern Faqeer
Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.
in Funny SMS
Parrot
1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?
in Funny SMS
Dating
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Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.
in Funny SMS
Bhabhi G!
Classical Beyzzati…!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Funny Sms Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage