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Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Aik maindak ne najomi se apne future ke mutaliq poocha

Najoomi ne batya tujhe aik larki mile gee

Jo tera dil le jaye gee

Maindak ne khushi se poocha

Magar woh mile gee kahan?

Najoomi ne jawab diya

Biology Laboratory mein

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This is a Kingsnake

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Making music for the new Baby

There was a metal bucket in the backyard, and bratty Bart was banging it. "Just what do you think you're doing?" his father yelled. "Making music ..

An elephant in a Fruit bowl

What's big and gray with two wings? A jumbo jet! What's big, gray and dangerous? An elephant with a gun! What's big, green and highly dangerous? An ..

A man floating in the Sea

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When they are on a Diet

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Why do Collection

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Where do Collection

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One Liner Sms Collection

That was the first record I every bought..I used to nick 'em before that! I want you to dance like you've never danced ..

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's is so dirty the BP oil spill was caused by her take a bath in the gulf. You Mama's so Fat ..

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