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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata


1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"


Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia


Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !


Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata


Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai


Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi


Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai


Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Urdu Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage