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Stock exchange yani wo adara jahan kampanioon kay shares ki khareed-o farokht ki jati hai. Wahan kam karne wala broker aik dafa bimar ho gia. Hospital main nurse bar bar thermometer se bukhar ka temperature le rahi thi, kabhi aik so, kabhi aik so aik, kabhi aik so do degree , kabhi aik so teen… aur broker neem behoshi ki halat main leta hoya tha.
Is ka bokhar(fever) aik moqa per kafi ziada ho gia to nurse ne tashweesh main doctor ko unchi aawaz main pokar ker kaha doctor aik so char ---- broker lety lety zor se chillaya foran bach do.
Teen choroon ne mil ker aik jagha chori ki. Paise apne thikane per le ker aaye to aik dosre se bole pahle paise gin lety hain phir aaram karte hain. In main se aik chor ne ye kaha.
Bhai mughe to neend aarahi hai main to sota hoon, lakin tum log be imaani na karna kiun keh mujhe subha ka akhbar parhr ker bhi chori ki raqam ka pata lag jayega k hum ne ketne raqam churaee hai.
Padri nay bachay say poocha. Betay daak khana kahan hai?
Bachay nay isharay say bata dia.
Padri buhat khoosh hua aur bola. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.
Bacha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.
Aik dost doosray say yar tum apnay doston ko har khushi kay moqa par kabootron ka jora kiun detay ho.
Doosra dost: is liye keh woh doosray din meray pas wapis aajatay hain.
Do pagal aik train mein safar kar rahay the pehlay pagal nay doosray pagal say poocha.
Pehla pagal: kia aap lahor jayeingay
Doosra pagal nahi mein Lahore jaonga.
Pehla pagal acha mein samjha aap Lahore jayein gay.
Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha?
Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha.
Aik dafa Kamran Akmal ne Inzimam se kaha
“Tumhari Kitni umer hai?”
Inzimam ne jawab dia. “meri umer 35 sal hai.”
Ye baat sun kar Kamran Akmal ne kaha “Umer to meri bhi itni hi hai magar main zara bimar simar rahta hoon.
Aik aadmi shayeri main buhat mashhor tha. Wo aik din aik moshaire main gia aur apna kalam sunana shuru kia. “do paint” majma se aawaz aai.
Wah……….wha!’
“do shartain.”
“wah! Kia khub.” Samain ne dad di.
“aik topi.”
“Wah! Kia khub, dobara irshad ………… “ majma ne israr kia.
Shayar ghabra kar bola.” Maaf kijye ga main gazal kay bajaye dhobi ka bil utha laya hoon.
Aik shakhs wakeel se bare ghusse meinkeh raha tha.
Tum talaq dilane key liye 400 dolor fees mang rahe ho jabkeh shadi karne mein sirf 50 dolor kharch huye the.
Wakeel ne muskura kar jawab dia. “janab aazadi key liye hameshah bari qurbani deni parti hai.
Hotale ka bera costomer se! “ janab aap ne 5 rupees tip day kar meri toheen ki hai”
Gahak bere ko ghoor kar bola.”Aur kia chahiye tumhein?”
Bera! “5 rupees aur dijye”
Gahak” aik bar 5 rupe de kar tumhari toheen kar chukka hon dobarah 5 rupe de kar mazeed toheen nahi karna chahta hon.
Honeymoon key doran biwi kay dant mein shaded dard hogia.shohar use doctor key pas le gia. Doctor ne check up key baad kaha. Is dant ko aik sal qabal nikal dena chahiye tha.
Shohar bola aap dant nikal kar is ka bill mere Susar ko bheej dein kiun keh yeh ghaflat inhi ki hai.
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