Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Biography
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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa's wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
Manager 2
Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
Kisine pucha:
6 month k baby ka b'day kese?
Santa:hum semester system ko follow krte he..
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(1) Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. .

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki


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(2) Santa: Dr.Sahab 2


Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?






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(3) Santa: Yar muje M


Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work KRNe Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha






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(4) Inspector to Bant


Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.






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(5) Banta: Kal Muje 1


Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta






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(6) Santa's urine rep


Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".

Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".






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(7) Ultimate answer w


Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..






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(8) Santa opened a pe


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..






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(9) Santa & banta sen


Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?






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(10) Masterji: kal sch


Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.

Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.

Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Santa Banta Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

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