Jokes In urdu Funny Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Aik aurat ne apni saheli se pucha “buhat arse se tumhare shohar nazar nahi aarahe, kia baat hai, kia vo bimaar hain?”
Saheli Boli “kuch arse pehle vo bimaar the, main unhain Doctor key paas le gayi, Doctor ne unhain aaram karne ka mashwarah dia aur kaha keh jab tak mein na kahon, bistar se na uthna, iss key baad doctor ka inteqaal ho gia.”
Aik saheb apne dost key ghar rahne gaye, dost ka aik hi bacha tha jin se saheb har waqt batain karte rahte the, bacha in key har waqt bolne se be had tang tha, aik din saheb ne bache se kaha. “Mian! Agar mein kahon keh abhi raat ho rahi hai magar din ka waqt ho to tum kia karo gay?”
Bache ne munh banate huye jawab dia. “ Abbu se kahun ga keh aap ko pagal khane le jayain.”
Aik kanjus shakhsh ne ghar mein dakhil ho kar apni begam ko zordar aawaz dekar kaha
.Begam : aaj to hum khana bahir khayenge.
Begum ne khushi khushi kaha bas mein panch minute mein kapre badal kar ayi.
Kanjus: arey kapre badalne ki kia zarurat hai mein to keh raha tha keh aaj sehan mein beth kar khana kha lete hain.
Aik saheb apni biwi ke sath kahin ja rahe the raaste mein in ka aik dost mila jis ke hath mein hathkari lagi huye thi do police wale is ke dayain bayain chal rahe the woh Saheb dorte huye is ke qareeb gaye aur bole.
Are yeh kia hua?
Mein ne apni biwi ko qatal kar dia aur ab mujhe 6 hafte ke liye jail bheja jaraha hai.
"Biwi ke qatal karne par sirf 6 hafte ki jail" wo saheb bar baraye phir biwi ko pukara " idhar aao mein barson se aik baat par ghor kar raha hon mein sonchta hon ise aaj anjaam de hi dalun.
Inhon ne yeh keh kar police man se banduq chini aur biwi ko goli mardi, in ke dost ne baat puri karte huye kaha.
Mein 6 hafte mein rahon ga phir mujhe phansi ki saza ho jaye gi.
Aik shaksh jis ka bazu kata hua tha woh bara hi pareshan rehta tha. aik din is ne apni is pareshani ko khatam karne ke liye Minar-e-Pakistan se khud kashi karne ka irada kia. jab woh minar Pakistan ke uper char gia, to niche kia dekhta hai keh aik shaksh jis ke donon bazu nahi the aru woh dance kar raha tha.
woh bara hairan hua aur sonchne laga keh mera aik bazu nahi hai aur mein itna pareshan hon lekin is ke dono bazu nahi hain aur yeh dance kar raha hai. woh niche aaye aur pucha keh mera to aik bazu nahi hai aur mein pareshan hon, tumhara donon bazu nahi hain aur tum dance kar rahe ho, is ne kaha mein dance kab kar raha hon mujhe to kharish ho rahi hai.
Dad aaj hamare college mein function horaha hai mujhe aap ki car ki chabi chahiye".
"Beta tumhari motor cycle ko kia hua?"
"Nahi Dad mein jab 8 Lack ki car mein college jayon ga to mere doston par rub pare ga."
"Walid( pocket mein hath dalte huye) 10 rupe nikal kar deta hai.
"Dad yeh kia hai?"
"Tum hi ne kaha tha keh jab tum 8 Lack ki mehngi gari mein jao gey to doston par rub pare ga. to beta yeh hain das rupe. Tum 48 Lack ki bas mein chale jaao."
aik shaksh kisi Park se guzra to dekha keh aik ajeeb hulye ka malik shaks ondha para yeh gana gunguna raha tha " Mere dil ki hai aawaz keh bichra yar mile ga."
Thori der baad wahi shaksh lota to dekha keh wahi shaksh sidha leit kar yeh ga raha tha.
" Akele na jana hamein chor kar tum."
Woh shaksh is ke qareeb gia aur is harkat ki wajah puchi keh pehle ondhe leit kar aur phir sidhe leit kar yeh gana kiun ga rahe go?
Jawab mila " yeh record ki dusri side hai bhayi."
Coach (Shoib Akhtar se) “ dolat aur mehnat mein kia farq hai?”
Shoib Akhtar- “ jo raqam dusron se qarz li jaye ise dolat kehte hain aur is ki wapsi key liye jo larayi jhagra kia jaye use mehnut kehte hain.”
Pehla Player: “Mere Abbu aik darya mein chalang lagate hain aur dusre darya mein se nikal aate hain.”
Dusra Player: “ Mere Abbu darya Ravi mein chalang lagate hain aur darya-e-Sindh mein nikal aate hain.”
Teesra Player: “Mere Abbu Tanki mein chalang lagate hain aur Toti se nikal aate hain.”
Aik Martaba Waseem Akram apne driver key sath gari mein ja raha tha keh achanak is ne driver ko hokum dia. “Gari roko aur samne road par pari mung phalli utha kar le aao.”
Driver mong phali utha laya. Waseem Akram ne mong phali tori to do dane nikle. Aik is ne khud khaya aur dusra driver ko khelaya aur kaha. “Mere sath raho gey to aise hi aish karo gey.”
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