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Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho


Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..


Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
Sardar
A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.
Why???
Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  32
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:12am
 
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wife: tum mujh se kitna pyar kerte ho?
husband: Shahjehan jitna...
wife: achaaaaa....to phr merey marney k baad Taj Mehal banao gay?
husband: main ne to plot bhi ley liya hai....delay to tum hi ker rahi ho... ;-p
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:18am
 
zeb
nice joke：）
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:20am
 
maryam
thankssssss
saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2200  Age:  35
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:23am
 
joke
aik admi appney dost sey:yar meri shadi ki salgira a rahi hey maien soch raha hoon appni biwi ko koi aiesa gift doon key wo khush ho jaiee
dost:maien tum ko aisee cheez batata hoon jis ko dekh kar tumhari wife bhoot khush ho jaiee gi
admi:jaldi batoo kiya cheez hey
dost:tum appni biwi ko divorce dey do bhoot khush ho jaiee gi
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:26am
 
saima
ye kia bat hui
ye to pehli bar suna hai k koi aurat divorce ka sun k khush ho gi...
lolssss
ye kesa joke hai saima?
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:28am
 
zeb
jab hi to iss ko joke kahtey haien jasey mard appni biwi sey marey key liya kah raha hey joke maien to joke maien orat divorce pe khush ku nahi ho sakti?
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:30am
 
saima
lolssssssssssss
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:41am
 
first night
husband to wife at first night...this is really your first night....wife no this is first time at night...
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 3:46am
 
Doctor & patient
aik doctor apnay patient kay peechay bhag raha hota hay log us say poochtay hain kay kia bat hay woh kion patient kay peechay bhag raha hay doctor kehta hay kay yay kameena her dafa khatna karwanay ka kehta hay or bal saf karwa kay bhag jata hay

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Good Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

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