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Sms Jokes Urdu Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
(1) For Those Who Dont Know Who Ha

For Those Who Dont Know Who Hanif Is...


-Hanif Nevr Wet His Bed As A Child.
The Bed Wet Itslf In Fear.


-Once Hanif Participated In A Race.
He Came 1st.
Einstien Died Aftr Watching Dat.
Bcoz..
Light Came 2nd.


-When Hanif Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As WIKIPEDIA


-Hanif Once Wrote His Biography.
2day That Book Is Known As GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..


-When Hanif Does Push Ups,
He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.


- Hanif Once Hit A Six.
And That Ball Is Today Known As PLUTO.


Source: "WIKILEAKS" =P ;->








(2) For those who dnt knw who zub

For those who dnt knw who zubair is-
- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.
-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.
-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.
-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as WIKIPEDIA
zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.
Source: "WIKILEAKS"
Pagal to Doctor
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
in Funny SMS
Mama Ji
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms Jokes Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage