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Aik martaba raat giay aik chor ghar main dakhil huwa sab log so rahe the chor ne bagair kisi pareshani aur rokawat kay sara ghar chan mara magar koyi chiz hath na aayi khosusan sona wagaira, aakhir wo soye hoye afraad khana kay pas ponhcha aur saheb ko utha ker qadre roub se bola. Sona kidhar hai. Un saheb ne beghair aankh khole itminan se jawab dia. Sara ghar khali hai jahan ji chahe so jao.





Sabiq Cricketer Imran Khan Vote mangne kay liye kisi muhalley mein gaye. Wahan kisi ka inteqal hogia tha. Imran ne soncha k Vote mangne ka acha tariqa hai.
Progam kay mutabiq wo wahan gaye. Fateha parhi bole. “Allah bakhshe marhoom mere jigri dost the. Rozana mere ghar tashreef late. Aur hum aadhi raat tak guftagu karte. Kabhi kabhi to wo mere ghar sojate. “log buhat hairan hoye. Imran Khan ne hairan hone ki wajah puchi to logon ne bataya k marne wali to ghulam rasool ki ghar wali thi.
Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."



Aik bhikari Sarak(Road) par langra kar chal raha tha. Samne se teen dost aarahe the. Bhikari ko iss tarah chalet daikh kar pehle dost ne kaha. “yar dekho be chare bhikari ki tang tooti hoyi hai”.

Doosre dost ne kaha: “nahi yar! Mujhe lagta hai keh is ki tang maflooj ho gayi hai.”
Yeh sun kar tisra dost bola. “ tum donon ghalat andaze laga rahe ho, mujhe lagta hai is ki tang ko polio ho chukka hai”.

Iss baat par teenon doston mein takraar hone lagi. Bala-akhir inhon ne faislah kia keh wo bhikari se hi puch lete hain, wo teenon bhikari ke paas gaye aur is se pucha. “ bhayi saheb! Yeh aap ki tang kis tarah tooti”.

Bhikari (ghosse se teenon doston ko ghurte hoye bola) “arey! Meri tang nahi balkeh mera juta tuta hai “.
Aik aurat ne apni saheli se pucha “buhat arse se tumhare shohar nazar nahi aarahe, kia baat hai, kia vo bimaar hain?”

Saheli Boli “kuch arse pehle vo bimaar the, main unhain Doctor key paas le gayi, Doctor ne unhain aaram karne ka mashwarah dia aur kaha keh jab tak mein na kahon, bistar se na uthna, iss key baad doctor ka inteqaal ho gia.”

Aik saheb apne dost key ghar rahne gaye, dost ka aik hi bacha tha jin se saheb har waqt batain karte rahte the, bacha in key har waqt bolne se be had tang tha, aik din saheb ne bache se kaha. “Mian! Agar mein kahon keh abhi raat ho rahi hai magar din ka waqt ho to tum kia karo gay?”

Bache ne munh banate huye jawab dia. “ Abbu se kahun ga keh aap ko pagal khane le jayain.”


Aik kanjus shakhsh ne ghar mein dakhil ho kar apni begam ko zordar aawaz dekar kaha

.Begam : aaj to hum khana bahir khayenge.

Begum ne khushi khushi kaha bas mein panch minute mein kapre badal kar ayi.

Kanjus: arey kapre badalne ki kia zarurat hai mein to keh raha tha keh aaj sehan mein beth kar khana kha lete hain.

Aik saheb apni biwi ke sath kahin ja rahe the raaste mein in ka aik dost mila jis ke hath mein hathkari lagi huye thi do police wale is ke dayain bayain chal rahe the woh Saheb dorte huye is ke qareeb gaye aur bole.

Are yeh kia hua?

Mein ne apni biwi ko qatal kar dia aur ab mujhe 6 hafte ke liye jail bheja jaraha hai.
"Biwi ke qatal karne par sirf 6 hafte ki jail" wo saheb bar baraye phir biwi ko pukara " idhar aao mein barson se aik baat par ghor kar raha hon mein sonchta hon ise aaj anjaam de hi dalun.

Inhon ne yeh keh kar police man se banduq chini aur biwi ko goli mardi, in ke dost ne baat puri karte huye kaha.

Mein 6 hafte mein rahon ga phir mujhe phansi ki saza ho jaye gi.





Aik shaksh jis ka bazu kata hua tha woh bara hi pareshan rehta tha. aik din is ne apni is pareshani ko khatam karne ke liye Minar-e-Pakistan se khud kashi karne ka irada kia. jab woh minar Pakistan ke uper char gia, to niche kia dekhta hai keh aik shaksh jis ke donon bazu nahi the aru woh dance kar raha tha.

woh bara hairan hua aur sonchne laga keh mera aik bazu nahi hai aur mein itna pareshan hon lekin is ke dono bazu nahi hain aur yeh dance kar raha hai. woh niche aaye aur pucha keh mera to aik bazu nahi hai aur mein pareshan hon, tumhara donon bazu nahi hain aur tum dance kar rahe ho, is ne kaha mein dance kab kar raha hon mujhe to kharish ho rahi hai.

Dad aaj hamare college mein function horaha hai mujhe aap ki car ki chabi chahiye".

"Beta tumhari motor cycle ko kia hua?"

"Nahi Dad mein jab 8 Lack ki car mein college jayon ga to mere doston par rub pare ga."

"Walid( pocket mein hath dalte huye) 10 rupe nikal kar deta hai.

"Dad yeh kia hai?"

"Tum hi ne kaha tha keh jab tum 8 Lack ki mehngi gari mein jao gey to doston par rub pare ga. to beta yeh hain das rupe. Tum 48 Lack ki bas mein chale jaao."


aik shaksh kisi Park se guzra to dekha keh aik ajeeb hulye ka malik shaks ondha para yeh gana gunguna raha tha " Mere dil ki hai aawaz keh bichra yar mile ga."

Thori der baad wahi shaksh lota to dekha keh wahi shaksh sidha leit kar yeh ga raha tha.

" Akele na jana hamein chor kar tum."

Woh shaksh is ke qareeb gia aur is harkat ki wajah puchi keh pehle ondhe leit kar aur phir sidhe leit kar yeh gana kiun ga rahe go?

Jawab mila " yeh record ki dusri side hai bhayi."

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Tum is ko rok kiun rahay ho...?

Tab us aadmi nay bataya " mein apni cheenk ko roknay ki koshish kar raha hon. Kiun keh meri biwi nay kaha tha jab bhi tumhain cheenk aaye to samajhna keh main yaad kar rahi hon. aur tum foran meray paas aajana.

Dusra aadmi bola " to is mein konsi buri baat hai?

Us aadmi nay jawab dia " woh is liye keh meri biwi mar chuki hai.

Aik saheb baray tam’taraq say rukhsat ho kar haj kay liye rawanah huye. Rastah mein niyat kharab ho gayi aur aik shehar mein deray daal liye. Do maah baad jab wapis huye to milnay walon par yeh zahir kia keh haj kar kay aarahay hain. Logon nay baray ishtiyaq say wahan ki batain pucheen aik saheb nay kaha.

“hij-re-aswad ko to aap nay dekha hoga:”

“kiun nahi. Kia kehnay in kay. Bari buzurg shakhsiyat hain.”

Aji shakhsiyat kahan. Woh to pathar hai.”

“Acha to ab pathar bun gia! Jab mein nay dekha tha is waqt to aadmi tha.”
Aik sharabi nashay mein raat gaye apnay ghar puncha.Is nay chabi talay mein dalnay ki koshish ki lekin chabi hi talay mein nahi ja rahi thi. Aik hamsaye nay sharabi say kaha "laao chabi mujhay do mein tala khol deta hon.
Is sherabi nay kaha tala to mein khol lon ga tum zara deewar ko pakar kar rakho yeh bohat ziadah hil rahi hai.

Baap betay khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha. “abbu……….”
Baap nay kaha. “chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.” Jab dono baap betay nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha. “beta tum kia keh rahay the?”

Betay nay jawab dia. Abbu roti mein makkhi thi woh aap kha gaye hain.

Aik dehati pehli bar hawayi jahaz mein sawar hua. Jab is kay urnay ka waqt hua to is nay ankhain band kar lein, do minute kay baad is nay ankhain kholein to sath baithay huye shakhs say kaha, janab hum kitni unchayi par puhanch gaye hain.

Bahir aadmi chiyon'tiyon (ants) ki tarah nazar aarahay hain.

Dusra aadmi: yeh chiyon'tiyan(ants) hi hain abhi to jahaz ura hi nahi.

Aik saheb station ki taraf jatay huye logon say pooch rahay the.
Station idhar hi hai.

Har koi jawaban kehta. Aaho

Aik khush posh saheb say jab inhon nay yahi sawal poocha to inhon nay jawab dia. Ji han

Woh saheb poochnay lagay. bhayi baaqi sab logon nay to aaho kaha hai. aap nay ji han kaha hai. farq kia hai?

Woh saheb akar kar bolay. janab parhay likhay aur mohazzib log ji han kehtay hain jabkeh un parh aur jahil qisam kay log aaho kehtay hain.

In saheb nay pucha. Kia aap parhay likhay hain?
Woh saheb foran bolay. aaho
Larka: aik litter bhains ka doodh day do.

Dhood wala tumhara tartan chota hai.

Larka acha to phir bakri ka hi day do.

Aik bar mulla nasir uddin ka gadha mar gia to gayon kay shararti bachon nay mazzaq mein rona shuru kar dia. Gayon kay chodhri nay inhain mana kia to mulla nasir uddin nay kaha. Inhain ronay dijye. Marhoom in ka bhayi tha.

Hotal mein thehray huye aik shakhs nay hotal kay malik ko jhan’jhor kar uthatay huye kaha.

Khuda ra jaldi uthye meri biwi khirki say kood kar khood kasha karna chahti hai.

To mein is silsilay mein aap ki kia madad kar sakta hon. Malik nay hairani say pucha.

Woh dar asal kamray ki khirki nahi khul rahi. Woh shakhsh jhonjhla kar bola.
Aik shakhs beghair ticket train mein safar kar raha tha. Jab ticket checker ticket check karnay aaya to is nay namaz shuru kar di. Ticket checker birth par baith gia.

Jab is shaksh nay namaz khatam ki to is ki nazar ticket chekar par pari. Is nay foran kaha. Hazar rikat namaz sunnat Allah Akbar.

Aik dehati shehar gia. Is kay pichay aik kutta(DOGS) dor para. Dehati nay pathar uthana chaha. Magar zameen kay sath jura hua tha. Dehati nay kaha. Yeh ajeeb jagah hai yehan kutton (DOG) ko khula chor detay hain aur pathar ko baandh detay hain.



Husband wife say begum raat ko ghar mein chor ghus aaye aur sara saman lay gaye aur inhon nay mujhay murgha bana kar mara pita.
Wife: aap nay shor kiun nahi macha ya.

Husband: wah bhala mein koi darpoke hon jo shor machata.

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Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to ku
Is ne wo ghora saraye kay mulazim ko de kar kaha keh tumhain iski hefazat karni hai. Sath hi is ne yeh sonch ker keh mulazim so na jaye isey lohe ka bana huya aik aalah dia jis se bhison ko nahlate huye ragar ragar kar in kay jism ki gandagi saaf kartay hain aur kaha keh is se ghorey ke jisam ko ragarte ya ghaste rahna. Ye kah ker wo so gia.

Mulazim thuri dair to ghorey ke jism ko lohe ke aaley se ragarta raha. Phir ye soch ker ke yahan konse chor aayen ge main bhi so jata hoon wo bhi so gia.
Sobha jab mulazim utha to ye daikh ker bara pareshan hoya keh ghora chor le gaya hai. Ab malik ko kia jawab de ga. Is ke zehan main aik terkeeb aagaii.
Is ne jaldi se ja ker jungal se aik sufaid rung ka khargosh pakra aur isko lohe ke aaley se ghasna shuroo kar dia. Isi doran malik uth giya aur ghorey ko gayab daikh ker poocha ghora kahan hai aur ye tum kia kar rahe ho.

Mulazim ne khargosh ki taraf ishara kerke kaha. Janab ye ghora hi to hai. Sari raat ghaste ghaste itna sara rah gia. Ab aap batayain aur ghasoon ya bas karoon.

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.


Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
Aadmi : Sirf do rupay hi ka kiun?
Bhikari: Mein aadmi ki awqaat deikh kar hi mangta hon.


Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”
Aik makan main do aadmi apas main lar'rahe the. Aik kah raha tha tum to gadhe kay bache ho. Dusra pehlay ko kah raha tha. Gadhe kay bache to tum ho.

Aik gadha makan ki diwar kay sath bahir khara tha. Itne main is ka aik dost ghora wahan se guzra aur poocha tum yahan kiun khare ho.

Is ne jabab dia mera bacha kahen gum ho gia hai. Is makan se aawazain aarahi hain keh tum gadhe kay bache ho aur tum gadhe kay bache ho. Jab tai ho jaye ga key kaun gadhe ka bacha hai to main is ko apne sath ley jaunga.

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”


Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.


Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.



Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pas aaya aur kehnay laga.
Janab! Aanay wali rail foran rok di jaye. Rastay mein is kay ulatnay ka khatrah hai.

Chunancha khatray kay pesh nazar rail kehin door rokwa di gayi aur railway kay officer is aadmi kay sath khatray wali jagah ka muaina karnay chalay gaye. Is shakhs nay railway line par paray kelay kay chilkay ki taraf ishara kartay huye kaha: Janab! Rail ko is chilkay say phisal kar ulatnay ka khatra tha.



Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.
Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.
Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.



Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.

Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?

Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.


Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.



Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA na

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A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word “joke” has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest.
To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e. an ending to make it humorous.
A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).
Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have “fallen flat” or “bombed”. However, jokes have other purposes and functions, common to comedy/humour/satire in general.
Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC. According to research conducted by Dr Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton, a fart joke from ancient Sumer is currently believed to be the world's oldest known joke. Britain's oldest joke, meanwhile, is a 1,000-year-old double-entendre that can be found in the Codex Exoniensis.
A recent discovery of a document called Philogelos (The Laughter Lover) gives us an insight into ancient humour. Written in Greek by Hierocles and Philagrius, it dates to the third or fourth century AD, and contains some 260 jokes. Considering humour from our own culture as recent as the 19th century is at times baffling to us today, the humour is surprisingly familiar. They had different stereotypes: the absent-minded professor, the eunuch, and people with hernias or bad breath were favourites. A lot of the jokes play on the idea of knowing who characters are:
A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says “How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me.”
There is even a joke similar to Monty Python's “Dead Parrot” sketch: a man buys a slave, who dies shortly afterwards. When he complains to the slave merchant, he is told: “He didn't die when I owned him.” Comic Jim Bowen has presented them to a modern audience. “One or two of them are jokes I've seen in people's acts nowadays, slightly updated. They put in a motor car instead of a chariot – some of them are Tommy Cooper-esque.”
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term “SMS” is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
HINDI
 Hindi, or more precisely Modern Standard Hindi (also known as Manak Hindi, High Hindi, and Nagari Hindi ['City Hindi']), is a standardised and sanskritised register of the Hindustani language (Hindi-Urdu). It is the native language of people living in Delhi, Haryana, Western Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, northeastern Madhya Pradesh, and parts of eastern Rajasthan, and is one of the official languages of the Republic of India. But many non-native speakers from other parts of India, too, understand it easily because it is close to their native languages that, just like Hindi, originated from various Prakrit languages. These languages have common roots and the native speakers of several regional Indian languages find it easier to understand the more Sanskritised form of Hindi.
[:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai..
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 Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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 Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!
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Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!
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Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur
Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".
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Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.
Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka
 :: new latest funny sms ::
Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.
Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.
:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !
:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye.
 :: new latest funny sms ::
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..
:: Hindi funny sms collection ::
Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege
:: Hindi funny sms collection ::
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
 Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se
 :: Hindi funny sms collection ::
Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah
  Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.]

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