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Santa Banta Jokes Biography

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Teacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of.
Paappu: Life imprisonment!
Enjoy it
Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out  wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan
RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? ?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!!
Jeo Santa Jeo
Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya.
Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi.
Santa was getting bite off  by mosquitoes the whole nit,
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!”
Chain SMS by Santa:
Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye
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"Prito tu ne sim change kar kay accha nahi kiya."
Santa kay lips jale huye thay,
Banta: Kese jale
Santa: Wife ko railway astation drop krne gaya tha.
Baanta: To?
Santa: Khushi kay maare.
Train kay engine ko choom liya :*

Banta: Yaaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, wese hua kiya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi maathe mein.
Banta: Allah ka shukar ker kay Aaankh bach gayi.
Santa court main judge say:
Aaaj tak meri itni insult nahi hoi,
meri nai padson nay mujhe nahaate huye dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kiya chaahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
3 Dost apne apne Gaon ki sardi ka Bata rhe the...
1st Hamre Gaon me itni sardi hoti h ki Pani b jam jata h...
2nd: Hamre Gaon me itni sardi hoti h k baat kro to awaz tak jam jati h...
3rd: Bhai kal mai so kr utha to mere bed pe 1
Barf ka Gola pada hua tha... Usko aadhe
Ghante Garm kiya... Jub wo Pighla to Awaz aayi... POOOONN..!!


Bete Ke Toothpaste Mai Namak Hai
Written by Super User
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1  (9 Votes)
Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere toothpaste mein namak hai,
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Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidakdiya..!

kabhi pulser chalai hai"
Ladki age bad gai.
Ladka fir baraber me aakar
"kabhi pulser chalai hai"
Ladki ne gadi slow kar li
Aage jakar ladke ka accident ho gaya.
Ladki:- Or chala le pulsar.
Boy-Kamini, yahi to puch raha tha chalai hai to
Bata de break kaise lagte he.


Dil To Bachha He Ji
Written by Anshuman Tripathi
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1  (8 Votes)
1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke Ne Dil Manga To Ladki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi..
Next Day Ladki Apne Sath Bachha Lekr Ayi Or Ladke Ko De Diya Kyu?
Dil To Bachha He Ji...

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

 Santa Banta Jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage