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Wazu karne ka tareeqah yeh hai keh paak bartan mein paak pani le kar paak jagah par baitho unchi jagah hoto behtar hai takeh chitein na aayain qiblah ki taraf munh kar lo to aur acha hai aur aastenein kehniyon se oper tak chara lo phir bismillah parho aur teen bar gatton tak donon hath dho.

Phir teen martabah kulli karo aur maswak karo, maswak na ho to ungli se daant mal lo. Phir teen bar naak mein pani daal kar bayain hath se naak saaf karo. Naak mein pani dalne ka matlab yeh hai keh sans ke sath narm jagah tak pani le jayain. Phir teen martaba dho.

Munh par pani zor se na maro balkeh aahistah se peshani par pani daal kar dhoyo. Peshani ke baalon se thori ke niche tak aur idhar udhar donon kanon ki lo tak munh dho phir kehniyon samet donon hath dho. Pehle dahina hath teen bar dho. Phir bayan hath teen bar dho phir dono hath pani se tar kar ke yani bhigo kar sar ka masah karo.

Phir kanon ka masah karo phir garden ka masah karo. Masah sirf aik martabah karna chahiye. Phir teen teen martabah dono payon takhnon sameit dho pehle dahina payon, phir bayan payon dho.

NOTE: jab aap wazu me pair dhote hai to sirf bayen(left) hath istemal kare, sida(right) hath istemal na kare kyun ki woh makrooh hai

Sar ka masah is tarah karo keh dono hath pani se tar kar ke dayain hath aur bayein hath ki ungliyan barabar mila kar peshani ke baalon par rakh kar guddi tak le jayo. Phir guddi se dono hathon ki hathiliyon ko kanon ke paas se guzarte huye waapis peshani tak le aao. Is ke sath hi kanon ka masah is tarh karo keh kanon ke dono surakhon mein shahadat ki ungliyan dakhil karo aur anguthon se kanon ki pasht ka masah karo aur ungliyon ki pasht se garden ka masah karo.

Qibla rookh hoker kalmaye shahadath (kalima 2)Parho

Kalmaye Shahadath:Ash hadu An laa iIlaaha illallaahu Wahdahuu Laa
Sharikalahuu Wa Ashhadu Anna Muhammadan Abduhu Wa Rasooluhu

Ye hai wazu ka mukamal tarikha.
Wazu ke Faraiz:
Wazu mein char farz hain
1. Peshani ke baalon se le kar thori ke niche tak aur donon kanon ki lo tak munh dhona
2. Dono hath kehniyon sameit dhona.
3. Chothai sar ka masah karna.
4. Dono payon takhnon sameit dhona.
Wazu ki Sunnatein:

1. Niyat karna.
2. Shoro mein bismillah parhna.
3. Pehle teen bar dono hath kalayi tak dhona
4. Phir teen bar kulli karna
5. Maswak karna,
6. Phir teen bar naak mein pani dalna.
7. Teen bar chehrah dhona.
8. Sare sar ka aur kanon ka masah karna.
9. Darhi aur ungliyon ka khalal karna.
10. Lagatar is tarah dhona keh pehla azu khushk nah hone paye aur dusra azu dhul jaye.
11. Tarteeb war dhona keh pehle munh dhoye phir kehniyon sameit hath dhoye phir sar ka masah kare phir payon dhoye.

Mustahjat-e-Wazu:
1. Qiblah rukh hokar baithna.
2. Mal kar dhona.
3. Dahini taraf se shoro karna.
4. Bacha hua pani khre ho kar pina.
5. Dusre se madad na lena.
6. Mustahab ke choot jane se wazu to ho jata hai magar mustahab ka jo sawab hai woh nahi milta aur mustahab ka darjah sunnat se kam hai.

Makruhat Wazu:
1. Napaak jagah wazu karna.
2. Sidhe hath se naak saaf karna.
3. Pani ziadah bahana.
4. Wazu karte waqt dunya ki batein karna.
5. Khelaf sunnat wazu karna.
6. Zor se chapke marna.

Naqiz Wazu:
In cheezon se wazu tut jata hai.
1. Pakhanah ya peeshab karna ya hawa kharij hona.
2. Khoon ya peep nikal kar beh jana.
3. Munh bhar qai hona.
4. Teek laga kar ya leit kar sona.
5. Nesha mein mast ya be hosh ho jana.
6. Ruku sijdah wali namaz mein qahqaha mar kar hansna.

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Islamic Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

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