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1) Agar rishtedar mein koi larkip

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.



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(2) After He Broke My Heart My


After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,



"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?"



I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."





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(3) Pathhn romantic mood main a


Pathhn romantic mood main apni wife sa

kia tum muj sa naraz ho?



Wife:  nahi



pathan: jannu to pher chehra meri tarf kiun kia howa ha ?? hehehee





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(4) Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga

Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr



"pakistaniyon"
Ki hakumat ho gi....







kyon


k


baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...
"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless


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(5) Aa mere molasut boom da golana

Aa mere mola
sut boom da gola
na ravy board da daftar
na pave result da rola


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(6) Jab koi larki gha


Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey






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(7) Beth k bathroom m


Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

.

.

.

.kar to l hai...

ab thanday paani sayy"Dhoun'ga"kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me...!






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(8) Agr Aap k bachy Z


Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.

To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den

Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.

Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.






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(9) Agar rishtedar me


Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.








(10) Agar munni ko top


Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!

(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-
(1) ager ap ki morgi


ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi



ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE






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(2) Agar apke daant m


Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen.

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga....

(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)






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(3) Aaj katrina kaif


Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me kt
a kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.






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(4) "Pressure on brai


"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant."

Zubeda Aapa's 1st law of tension ;-)






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(5) Refrnce: Dailly j


Ref
ce:

Dailly jung of 02-01-11 ..."APPEAL"...

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,

(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,

Hussain Tariq).








(6) Agr apko rat me n


Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!






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(7) Apne Ghar ka sara


Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly

parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)






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(8) Agar Tumse Zyada


Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.






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(9) Jab Aap Kisi Mefi


Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To

Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne

Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.

Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.






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(10) Agr Koi Apko SMS


Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.1) Agar rishtedar mein koi larkip

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.



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(2) After He Broke My Heart My


After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,



"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?"



I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."





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(3) Pathhn romantic mood main a


Pathhn romantic mood main apni wife sa

kia tum muj sa naraz ho?



Wife:  nahi



pathan: jannu to pher chehra meri tarf kiun kia howa ha ?? hehehee





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(4) Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga

Duniya mai 1 waqt aisa aaye ga jb sari dunyia pr



"pakistaniyon"
Ki hakumat ho gi....







kyon


k


baqi insan taraqqi kar k chand par ja chukay hon gay...
"Mati ullah edel khel DOMEL" relentless for relentless


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(5) Aa mere molasut boom da golana

Aa mere mola
sut boom da gola
na ravy board da daftar
na pave result da rola


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(6) Jab koi larki gha


Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey






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(7) Beth k bathroom m


Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

.

.

.

.kar to l hai...

ab thanday paani sayy"Dhoun'ga"kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me...!






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(8) Agr Aap k bachy Z


Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.

To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den

Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.

Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.






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(9) Agar rishtedar me


Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.








(10) Agar munni ko top


Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!

(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-
(1) ager ap ki morgi


ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi



ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE






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(2) Agar apke daant m


Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen.

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga....

(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)






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(3) Aaj katrina kaif


Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me kt
a kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.






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(4) "Pressure on brai


"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant."

Zubeda Aapa's 1st law of tension ;-)






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(5) Refrnce: Dailly j


Ref
ce:

Dailly jung of 02-01-11 ..."APPEAL"...

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,

(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,

Hussain Tariq).








(6) Agr apko rat me n


Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!






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(7) Apne Ghar ka sara


Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly

parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)






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(8) Agar Tumse Zyada


Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.






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(9) Jab Aap Kisi Mefi


Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To

Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne

Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.

Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.






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(10) Agr Koi Apko SMS


Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Sms funny jokes Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage