Saturday 14 December 2013

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Biography
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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga

1 Pathan PCO ke andar gia
Jaib se mobile nekala owr baat karky bahir agia
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Admi: Khan Sahb Mobile call karni thi tu PCO mai kion gaye?
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Pathan: Dost ne kaha PCO se call karna, paisy kam lagengy

Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha
Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo"
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1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
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Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi

Masjid mai elaan hogia ke
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1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen
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1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai !

1 Pathan bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha
.
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Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hai, owr maira 1 bhai kion?

1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha
"Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie"
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Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
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Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: "Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain"

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha
Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?
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Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai
…..

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"

Pathan ka challenge
Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
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Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
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Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

Pathan Sms Jokes In Urdu Of HusbAnd Wife Funny 2013 Sms English With Pictures On Zardari Images Lauguage 

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